Right then. Bit of news for you...
New from MaxCleavage...
Our Atomic Bras now all have built in AI...
AI. Yep. Proper techy. She’s smart, she lifts, she knows things.
This bra gives pep talks before meetings, reminds you to drink water, and once told someone, “You’re too fabulous for that man-child.” Brutal. But fair.
She adjusts her lift depending on your mood (genius), and if you slouch, she politely nudges you upright like your nan used to.
One customer swears hers played Lizzo through her ribs.
We can’t confirm or deny.
Happy April Fools’ Day ❤️
But still — the real Atomic bras?
They do magical things. No drama.
Just lift, comfort, and more wow-factor than a Spice Girls reunion.
Go on — give your boobs the gift of genius.
https://www.maxcleavage.com/collections/atomic-liquid-gel-filled-bras